In Search of the Perfect Cheeseburger!!!!!
Join me for the search for the elusive perfect cheeseburger. Follow the pilgrim as he scours the country side for that best greasy delight, the All-American Creation – The Cheeseburger!
After years and years of travel, I decided I had to find something interesting to do! Since I truly do love cheeseburgers, I started to wonder if I could find the “Perfect Burger” So the search was on.
To name a perfect burger you must have a standard and a rating scale so first here is my standard, notice I said “my”! You can make your own standard.
A Cheeseburger must be several things:
1. The meat should be hamburger meat not “lean ground beef”. Lean means less fat and the fat is what make a great cheeseburger, juicy and greasy. Avoid places with pre-made frozen patties. * I never said this was a healthy article!
2. A great Cheeseburger must be cooked on a flat steel top grill. Even more important the cleaning process for the grill should be nothing more than scrapping it off with a steel spatula. The taste of the burger is highly affected by the grease build up on the grill!
3. No matter what the health department says, if a burger is well done it is best used to delight the stray dogs that hang out around the garbage cans out back! Medium only – Remember Juicy!
4. The bun needs to be buttered (not margarine), and slightly toasted. Hey this is serious stuff!
5. The only acceptable toppings are; Mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, or pickles. Bacon is for breakfast, chilli is to be served in a bowl, mushrooms are to top steaks, o.k. you got it, this is a purist thing. In fact, I take mine with cheese and mayo only ( Hellman’s REAL Mayonaise! No substitutes! ) Light Mayonnaise? ” Come-on’ Man!!! ” Do you really think mayo with 20% less fat is really going to help you out here????!!!! Health wise, this is a lost cause already…….. Disclaimer, I don’t eat burgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Sometimes, I have something else for breakfast……
6. American Cheese only – Hey this is an American Creation.
O.K. keeping these requirements in mind here is some of my ratings so far, based on my ” famous ” 5 Pickle Scale.
Five point Five (5.5) = New highest scale, had to do something so many great burgers!!!!!!
Five Pickles = Almost Perfect (Very few have made this score!!!!!) 9 to date!
Four Pickles = Truly wonderful…A testament to the craft!!!!!!
Three Pickles = A good solid burger, just not what it could’ve been!
Two Pickles = Just so-so, only if you’re really, really hungry!
One Pickle = Shame on them for calling it a Cheeseburger!
CURRENT Number 1’s :
Hold the Presses!!!! A new overwhelming, Number One – the Wayback Burgers – Chessey Burger in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina 5.5 Pickles!!!!!
Just added try the Burger at Smoky Bear Bar B Q in Corbin, KY, 5 solid pickles and killer aBar B Q to boot!!! Just had another incredible burger at at Bob’s Big Burger in London, Kentucky a solid 5.2 burger and that makes it in the first column with all the other 5.0 – 5.2 burgers. We now have 9 – 5.0 or better burgers!!!!!
The latest top 5.2 burger is from the great folks at Top Notch Cafe in Colfax, Washington state in the Palouse Region. This burger is near perfect and has the best seasoning of any I’ve ever had!!!!!
New Entry, the Burger Fi burger from Jacksonville Florida a solid 5.1 pickle burger!!! Way to go guys!
The Christmas Burger form the Serenata Beach Club in Ponte Vedra, FL a Solid 5.1 pick burger topping the list !!!!!
Delta Terminal 4 of JFK Airport, Shake Shack takes the number one spot with a 5.1 pickle burger, great job, guys!!!!
Another new Number 5.0 Burger, Bru Burger in Lexington, KY!!!!
Move over Hinkle’s a New Number ONE with a 5.0 pickles.
Five Guys Burgers and Fries of Emory Road, Powell Tennessee
Hinkle’s Burgers, Bloomington, Indiana (the thin patty variety), 4.96 Smash Burger in Las Vegas, NV, 4.95 # 3 ties Bobcat Bite, Santa Fe, New Mexico 4.93 (Sadly GONE) Move Over Bobcat Bite, believe it or not, I just had a burger in Henderson, Kentucky at Five Guys, yes that’s right Five Guys, I love Five Guys, but they are not usually up in this rarified atmosphere, this one was, so for today Five Guys ties the number three burger 4.93……. See it happened before!
The Smokin’ Barrell
Smoky Bear’s Bar B Q
Top Notch Cafe
The Christmas Burger at the Serenata Beach Club in Ponte Vedra, FL
Shake Shack in New York’s JFK Airport Delta Terminal
Bru Burger Lexington, Kentucky
Shake Shake double Las Vegas, Nevada
S & L Restaurant, Lakeland, Florida 4.92
CURRENT #5 Three way tie: 4.91 Pickles: T-Rays Burger Station, Amelia Island, Florida FLASH a new Tied for Number five Alcoa Tennessee’s Hot Rod’s 50’s Diner comes in at 4.91 as well, so we have another tie, 4.91 pickles for Burger 21, in Tampa! That’s three tied for the number 5 spot!!!
The 50’s Rock n’ Roll Diner in Alcoa, TN
CURRENT #6: 4.9 Pickles: Fred’s Texas Cafe, Fort Worth. Texas
CURRENT #7: 4.87 Pickles: Shake Shack, Times Square, New York City, New York
CURRENT # 8 & 9 4.85 Pickles: Milt’s Stop & Eat in Moab, Utah and Fava’s in Georgetown, Kentucky. These are two truly great burgers! *Just went back to Fava’s (1/20/12) and confirmed they are still a solid 4.85!!! FLASH another 4.85 Pickle burger was found today in Bar Harbor, Maine!!! Jordan’s is best known for, and deservedly so, their fabulous Blueberry Pancakes and great breakfasts, but I had their burger today, and it was very, very good! Way to go guys, join the ranks of the top 5 burgers in America! Tied with Fava’s!
CURRENT #10 4.7 Pickles: Hut’s Austin, Texas – Pappa’s Burgers in Houston, Texas Among the best!
CURRENT #11 4.65 Pickles: The Camellia Grill, New Orleans, Louisiana
CURRENT #12 4.65 Pickles: The Urban Stack, Chattanooga, TN
CURRENT #12 (tie) 4.65 Pickles: Bartley’s Burgers, Harvard Square, Boston, MA.
CURRENT # 12-17 (group) 4.5 Pickles: Cheesburger, Cheeburger in Sanibel Island, Florida – Billy’s Giant Burgers, Jackson, Wyoming -4.6 Pickles – Top Notch Cafe Colfax Washington, the “most beautiful Place” to have a burger, The Palouse region! Five Guys (Varies) I’ve rated Five Guys Burgers and Fries, burgers, anywhere from 4.0 to 4.5. Bill’s Bar and Burgers, Rockefeller Center, N.Y N.Y. 4.5 (with Sherelene along it’s a 4.6!) Rotiers in Nashville, Tennessee a solid 4.5 and maybe a 4.6 if eating one with Ricky Skaggs! *Rotiers makes a patty melt, but it’s still great!!! Latest 4.5 burger from The Backyard Cafe’ in West Columbia, South Carolina, great folks and a really good burger. Another addition to the 4.5 pickles club; Smashburger!
THAT WAS THE TOP Seventeen!!!!!
The Best of the Rest all the way to the Worst!!!!!
4.4 Pickles: Believe it or not Steak &* Shake (anywhere) usually very consistent! The best Fast Food burger that’s easy to find!!! – Cheeseburger in Paradise in Reno (Sadly now closed) Also the one in Maui is excellent.
4.3 Pickles: Fuddruckers, most locations, varies from 4.0 to 4.3. The Blue Goose, Hendersonville, TN 4.3 Pickles; was discovered with the suggestion of Ricky again, Cheeseburger buddies forever…..
4.0 Pickles: Hamburger Heaven, Palm Beach, Florida – Bobcat Bite, Santa Fe, New Mexico – Margaritaville, Key West, FL – Most Fuddruckers. Applebee’s – Ruby Tuesday’s * Latest 4.0 entry Kodiak Jacks in Oshkosh. New Entry CJ’s Bistro, Marco Island, FL 4.0
3.8 FLASH a new entry, believe it or not the new Wendy’s larger Hot and Juicy falls right under the Steak & Shake Steakburger! This is an impressive comeback by Wendy’s, Dave must be proud!, up there!
3.4 Pickles: White Castle (watch out for these little bad boys, they don’t call them sliders for nothing!
2.1 or less: McDonald’s, Hardee’s, Backyard Burgers, Carl Jr’s
.25 Burger King, Clown Burgers, Big Top Burgers and any burger in a Marriott (Room Service)
.10 Shame on you Westin in Atlanta, you are now my worst burger ever, even a Marriott burger is better, Dry hard bun, cheddar cheese after asking for and being told American was no problem, meat tasted funny, not in a good way!! To make things worse they had Kraft Mayo, ugh!!!!! In fairness the hotel was great nice people, nice room, but their burger drive?!, out of your way to avoid this one!!!!
A Cheeseburger Adventure in New Orleans
One of my favorie places to heck out a burger is Camellia’s Grill in New Orleans, a classic dinner style eating expeience with a high end 4.6 burger to boot! Enjoy some images from this trip! By the way having the right company for this lunch was the kicker!!!!
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