Time to confess………….

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Apparently I’ve become a terrible person. I’ve committed some of the most grievous sins imaginable. According to one authority, my sins are so horrendous that I should not even be considered for forgiveness. Apparently in the entire spectrum of society, I’m well below the dregs.

How did I come to this conclusion? I heard on the radio yesterday that the Huffington Post had
hosted an article about the great destruction to America, that happened at the Restoring Honor rally at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial Saturday. Since I love America, I rushed to my computer and looked up the article. Sure enough, it was billed as one of the most dastardly events in the history of our country. The worst part for me was the selection of images they posted showing some of the hate filled, egregious t-shirts that the attendees wore. when I looked through them I realized I’m just as guilty as they were, I found myself agreeing with every shirt displayed.

So my brothers and sisters, I have come to confess before you that, yes, I, the pilgrim, agree with what the t-shirts said. Please do not judge me too harshly, though obviously I deserve what will surely come my way. Please do not hold back in your criticism of me, I deserve it. Here is what the typical shirts said:

Restore Honor

In God We Trust

Don’t Tread on Me (flag – historic reference)
http://www.foundingfathers.info/stories/gadsden.html

Faith – Hope – Charity

Turn Back to God

Give me Freedom

Got Tea?

Give me Liber-tea Not debt

Right Wing Radicals (a button with images of Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin)

I love my gun (reference to the 2nd Amendment)

Well I think you can see I have a lot to answer for.

God help us all, it surely is the dog days of summer………………Please, someone tell me
we don’t have nearly 50% of Americans that have fallen this far off their rockers!

the pilgrim

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