Daily Archives: March 3, 2015

 

 

 

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead
crows near greater Boston recently,

 

 

 

And there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

 

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to
everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT

Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

 

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying
colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.

 

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of
the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed
by an impact with a car.

 

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if
there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills
versus Car kills.

 

He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill,
they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn
Of impending danger.

 

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout
“Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck.”

 

 

Smile, the Iranians will soon have the bomb!  The Democrats are idiots…..  I’m sorry, but I’ve had it with this politics at such a critical time.  I had to tell a joke, I’m FED up!!!!

 

 

Blessings,

 

 

the pilgrim